An ill-named malady preys upon the sedentary.
I mean . . . Another thing to worry about? What a pain in the ass.
Can't argue with that.
:)
So that's what it is. I'm not a deadbeat. I'm a dead butt! Thank you for clearing that up!!
This is one to avoid, if only so you don't have to go into the doctor's office and have them add dead butt to your chart!
I hadn't even thought of that. How awful!
Insurance probably doesn't cover this at all. And why should they. "Get off your ass, you lazy lout!" Right? They're a hard-hearted bunch.
"The medical name for this condition is “gluteal amnesia,” which translates more accurately to “forgetful ass.” I have been called worse."
Thank you! I needed this laugh today.
Stella, I'm so glad I could provide one.
OH MY GOD! I'VE GOT DEAD BUTT SYNDROME. I wondered what was wrong with me. Now I know. It's so nice to be able to attach a name to it. Thank you. I'll start an exercise regime right now, but first I've got to get my butt out of this barcalounger!
Inspired photo!
Miriam, I was trying to keep it clean.
I mean . . . Another thing to worry about? What a pain in the ass.
Can't argue with that.
:)
So that's what it is. I'm not a deadbeat. I'm a dead butt! Thank you for clearing that up!!
This is one to avoid, if only so you don't have to go into the doctor's office and have them add dead butt to your chart!
I hadn't even thought of that. How awful!
Insurance probably doesn't cover this at all. And why should they. "Get off your ass, you lazy lout!" Right? They're a hard-hearted bunch.
"The medical name for this condition is “gluteal amnesia,” which translates more accurately to “forgetful ass.” I have been called worse."
Thank you! I needed this laugh today.
Stella, I'm so glad I could provide one.
OH MY GOD! I'VE GOT DEAD BUTT SYNDROME. I wondered what was wrong with me. Now I know. It's so nice to be able to attach a name to it. Thank you. I'll start an exercise regime right now, but first I've got to get my butt out of this barcalounger!
Inspired photo!
Miriam, I was trying to keep it clean.